The Art of Making Prank Calls

I still remember those good old days when some A**H**** had not thought of inventing a weapon of mass destruction called ‘I D Caller’! Prank Calls can be a lot of fun, when you have nothing much to do except irritate some fools in your life. But again, it is definitely not a good option for those who would opt to wait for a decent idea to spring up before picking up that phone!

As you can probably evoke, these prank calls usually transformed into some unbelievable stories & uncontrollable laughter and terminated with the phone being slammed down by an irritated and totally confused receiver.

The key to successful prank calls however was the ability to keep the “target” on phone for the maximum amount of time possible. To achieve this objective, you have to make sure that our target believes every word that you are saying and appear to him as an all knowing entity who is about to reveal some very important information that can change his life!

All the masters of the Prank calls know very well what it takes to produce some of the best prank calls. But for those who have missed out on life’s most amusing technique of time pass, here are some rules, which before today, were the sole property of some brilliant and mischievous minds! Read on…

1. Be in the company of some Prank Call Gurus so that you can learn some amazing Prank Call Ideas. Or try to be creative and try your own!
   
   
2. Always remember the first impression is the last impression, so never begin your prank call with a giggle. Make sure that you introduce yourself to the target with utmost confidence. Add a phony name for better impact!
   
   
3. Captivate his attention by confusing him! Make them curious by confusing them so that they really want to know what the call is all about.
   
   
4. Always keep in mind that the aim of prank call is to embarrass and humiliate the target in some way. So how about asking some humiliating questions; try offering the target a job position of head janitor at some fancy 5-star Hotel. Make it sound as the most promising offer he can ever receive and have fun!
   
   
5. The moment the target reacts with surprise, it's time to enhance the intensity of the blow of mortification.
   
   
6. Now you are allowed to laugh and giggle to your heart’s content before hanging down the phone!

You are now capable of unleashing some greatest pranks!

Happy Pranking!!!