The Art of Making Prank Calls

I still remember those good old days when some A**H**** had not thought of inventing a weapon of mass destruction called ‘I D Caller’! Prank Calls can be a lot of fun, when you have nothing much to do except irritate some fools in your life. But again, it is definitely not a good option for those who would opt to wait for a decent idea to spring up before picking up that phone!

As you can probably evoke, these prank calls usually transformed into some unbelievable stories & uncontrollable laughter and terminated with the phone being slammed down by an irritated and totally confused receiver.

The key to successful prank calls however was the ability to keep the “target” on phone for the maximum amount of time possible. To achieve this objective, you have to make sure that our target believes every word that you are saying and appear to him as an all knowing entity who is about to reveal some very important information that can change his life!

All the masters of the Prank calls know very well what it takes to produce some of the best prank calls. But for those who have missed out on life’s most amusing technique of time pass, here are some rules, which before today, were the sole property of some brilliant and mischievous minds! Read on…

1. Be in the company of some Prank Call Gurus so that you can learn some amazing Prank Call Ideas. Or try to be creative and try your own!
   
   
2. Always remember the first impression is the last impression, so never begin your prank call with a giggle. Make sure that you introduce yourself to the target with utmost confidence. Add a phony name for better impact!
   
   
3. Captivate his attention by confusing him! Make them curious by confusing them so that they really want to know what the call is all about.
   
   
4. Always keep in mind that the aim of prank call is to embarrass and humiliate the target in some way. So how about asking some humiliating questions; try offering the target a job position of head janitor at some fancy 5-star Hotel. Make it sound as the most promising offer he can ever receive and have fun!
   
   
5. The moment the target reacts with surprise, it's time to enhance the intensity of the blow of mortification.
   
   
6. Now you are allowed to laugh and giggle to your heart’s content before hanging down the phone!

You are now capable of unleashing some greatest pranks!

Happy Pranking!!!

Proud to be an Indian or a Hindustani?

I am Proud to be an Indian! I am proud because of its immense culture, heritage and most of all for its unity in diversity. Probably this is the only country with so many different languages and traditions. Maybe a Bengali can never enjoy sharing a pure vegetarian meal with a Kashmiri Pandit and maybe a Punjabi can not converse comfortably with a Keralite without a translator to help them, but still they all know, believe and are proud to be an ‘INDIAN’ !

But on second thoughts what’s there to be so proud about being an ‘INDIAN’ because probably we are not living in INDIA at all, we are actually living in HINDUSTAN! Yes, that’s what it is – HINDUSTAN, a land of Hindus. As far as I know India is a sovereign country where all religions are equal and every citizen of India is given Right of Speech as a fundamental right, irrespective of his caste, colour or creed. But not in Hindustan, here groups like Shiv Sena can create an issue by challenging someone’s right of speech and right of opinion.

What difference does it make if a person in his country feels that it would have been nice if Pakistan should have been allowed in IPL? I am sure Shahrukh Khan is not the only person in India who feels that way, there are thousands of people who support this thought. Would Shiv Sena ask all those people to leave ‘THEIR’ country and go to Pakistan? Just because Mr. Khan is a huge media personality and a Muslim does not give them the liberty to use him as some stupid pawn in their publicity gimmick! And to top it all, they are not only criticizing Shahrukh Khan for his opinion but also threatening to stop screening of his movie. ‘My Name is Khan’ is not a personal property of Mr. Khan that Shiv Sena wants to ban it to punish Shahrukh. They fail to understand that there are thousands of people who have a stake in the movie and to make them suffer because of a stupid fancy of theirs is just not right!

I so wish that Saza-E-Kalapani would have still been in existence and we could have sent these Shiv Sena people and all their supporters to some secluded island where they could have lived happily with their ideologies and dictatorship without bothering us!

And therefore I am not proud to be a ‘Hindustani’ because we tolerate such groups and do nothing to get rid of them but I am and will always be proud to be an INDIAN!

I Thought of You this Morning...

I thought of you this morning and suddenly…
My heart was lighter
My spirit happier
And I was filled with joy!

I thought of you this morning
And of the gift of your friendship
And of what you mean to me
And of a million things that speak of you…

I thought of you this morning
And felt how lucky I am,
To have you in my life!!!

Life in a day

The golden glow of morning shines on you
Wake up, a brand day arrives!
The birds chirp, the flowers bloom
Keeping hope in all hearts alive.

The busy and hullabaloo of life,
The world moves on in chaotic way,
Energetic people yet seem so tired,
Hungry and lethargic, poor mortals waiting for the end of the day.

Then comes evening and with it comes
the fleeting joy of sunset and soft caresses of the wind,
This world is all the heart desires with
the bliss and serenity of this scene.

The sun sets and with it comes the night
Adorned with twinkling jewels and a shy smile,
A mother’s lullaby, for her child, wishing a fairy for his dreamy eyes
The cause of warm blanket and a sound sleep throughout the night!